It should not rain in Michigan in January.

It should not rain in Michigan in January.

global warming
global warming

It is 46 degrees outside, at 11:00 at night, almost two weeks from January, in Michigan. I feel guilty about buying plastic and turning on lights and driving around.

It is 46 degrees outside, at 11:00 at night, almost two weeks from January, in Michigan. I feel guilty about buying plastic and turning on lights and driving around.

the end of everything
the end of everything

By driving my car I am killing polar bears.

By driving my car I am killing polar bears.

carbon
carbon

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